Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Nice Embouchure, Larry
I just have to say this is about the funniest thing I've read from a police report. Larry Craig said "that he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom and that "his foot may have touched mine." while apparently trying to instigate sex with an undercover policeman. This is just another in a long list of politicians who want moral laws passed against behavior that they themselves practice in their private lives. Here's what the president of the Human Rights Campaign had to say. Here's what I have I have to say: What a douche.
Keri who tipped me to the story also saw the other funny side of the issue. That being that the undercover cop sounds just like Angelo Mancuso from A Confederacy of Dunces who gets the worst beat possible which is sitting in the public restroom waiting around for homosexuals. The difference is that this guy actually made an arrest and it was a freaking senator! If you haven't read it you're missing out on one of the funniest books ever (and many strange allusions that I use almost daily.) Read it.