These dolls look like they kick a lot of ass.
They are called P31 Dolls - short for Proverbs 31. They are supposed to be based on Biblical principles and to be Christian alternatives to toys like Bratz (which are probably more fun, but I don't know.) You can read Proverbs 31 if you want but I'll just tell you that the best passage is vss 6-7 "Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more." The rest is about a guy daydreaming about the ideal wife. I think it says something about working in the kitchen because the P31 dolls come with cookie cutters and cookie recipes. Sweet. (I mean that.)
Guys, don't feel left out. Most of their stuff (just like the bible) is for you. One of the coolest is Noah. He was the most righteous person on the planet before God destroyed every living thing on it. He was so righteous that he got hammered on wine and then got naked in his tent. When his son came in and accidently saw him naked, Noah got pissed and put a curse on that son's son, Canaan. Canaan was cursed to be a servant of his uncles after that because his dad accidently saw his grandpa naked. Wacky. The only righteous man on Earth.
They have other cool stuff too. They're sure to have your favorite Bible character. Unless that character, like mine, is Balaam's talking ass. (Numbers 22:28) But, it's pretty much just all talk from somebody's ass anyway.
6 comments:
No Jerm, these are the best dolls ever
no, these
http://www.toyvault.com/cthulhu/plush_cthulhu.html
NO THESE! http://www.giantmicrobes.com/
O.K. Maybe they are not the coolest dolls ever. But, they're still pretty cool. Right?
I only watched the first five minutes of the RealDoll vid. I couldn't take any more at that point.
And, G. I have always been too scared to read Lovecraft. The dolls just reinforce that fear.
dude, i couldn't watch that vid either. THE TERRA
here's something you'll like:
A second point, which clearly follows on from this, is that Dawkins clearly believes that those who believe in God must prove their case and atheists have nothing to prove because that’s their default position. But I think that’s simply incorrect and it’s obviously incorrect.
http://ncregister.com/site/article/3287/
wha? HOW is it "obviously incorrect"? it goes downhill from there. it's funny how theists seem to believe that someone who spouts moronity is somehow more credible because he/she has a degree of some kind. stupid is stupid, don't matter where you went to school. people don't like Dawkins because he's a professor, they like what he says because its logical and convincing and stands up to argument.
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