Alright. I'll do this for you north county blogger fools.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
..
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle/Random
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
Opening Credits:

REM "You Are the Everything" (damn it. my movie is gay.)

Waking Up:
Velvet Underground "I'll be Your Mirror" (not bad, somehow)

First Day At School:
Electrelane "On Parade" (I haven't even listened to this song yet.)

Falling In Love:
Simon and Garfunkel "The Times They are A-changing"

Breaking Up:
Nirvana "Sliver"

Prom:
The King's Singers (Elgar) "Deep in My Soul" (I didn't go.)

Life's OK:
Frank Zappa "Bamboozled By Love"

Mental Breakdown:
Ernesto Martinéz "Estudios Micro Rítmicos A 4 Part 1"

Driving:
Massacre "Say Hey Willie"

Flashback:
Ernesto Martinéz "Estudios Micro Rítmicos A 4 Part 2" (weird)

Getting Back Together:
Tom Waits "Walking Spanish"

Sex Scene:
Neutral Milk Hotel "Song Against Sex" (ha.)

Dance Sequence:
Pixies "This Monkey's Gone To Heaven"

Wedding:
Ruins "Nivaftopoftz"

Birth of Child:
Bologna Ponies "Porcus Rex" !!!

Final Battle:
Radiohead "Scatterbrain (As Dead As Leaves)"

Funeral Song:
Beethoven "Symphony #9 2nd movement - Molto Vivace

End Credits:
Finntroll "Fiskarens Fiende"

I only cheated on tracks that weren't really songs, like recordings of me singing vocal parts for b.p. songs and shit. I was kind of hoping "Does My Cock Look Fat in these Brand New Pants" would come up for something, though; I would have answered with that one but, alas, it didn't.