The elephant is also the only mammal with four knees.
It is impossible to jump without knees.
Based on this information, I can only assume that in order for a mammal to jump it must possess at least one, but less than four knees. In other words,
fj=Rk[>0,<4]
More research is needed on one and three legged mammals, but I think the basic concept of my theory is pretty solid. Feel free, biologists, evo-devos and mathematicians to expound on my work, but please have the courtesy to give credit where credit is due when using my equation(s).
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maybe if we believe hard enough, a three-kneed animal will come about of its own accord.
We have not been believing hard enough. God obviously wants to make a three kneed animal - the obsession with 3 days, 3 nails, 3 persons in one, etc. make it obvious - but, we haven't been praying and believing enough. I'm glad you get it, garth.
hey, let's learn to speak old english. and drink old english. wanna come hang at my brothers? I think chris blaikie's coming too
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_English_language
Hwæt! I thought it was Olde English.
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